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Here's some great and maybe
not so great pickup lines -
Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.
They say milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?
Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.
You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.
Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.
Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
I’m not like all the other guys.
I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your bed rock.
What planet are you from? ’Cause I’ve never seen anyone like you before!
You give me a reason to wake up every day.
I don’t know if you are beautiful or not; I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed you, too.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.
I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
You never got a second chance to make a first impression.
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